My wife loves me.
This morning, as I’m heading out the door to work, she hands me two plain bagels and a tub of olive cream cheese. These yummy morsels come from a local bagel place that really knows what they’re doing. Olive cream cheese may sound gross to some of you, but I have to encourage you to give it a chance. It’s very nearly ambrosia when spread on a nice bagel. Mmmm.
I remarked on having a whole tub of cream cheese and only two bagels. My wife then informed me that the tub had been in the fridge for a while, and if it wasn’t bad yet, I’d better eat it fast.